Cobra Libre Contest and Giveaway

UPDATE: Congratulations, Anthony, on the winning caption: Patchy Paul and Little Paul starring in ‘Barney and Friends have a Picnic.’

Thank you everyone for participating. Please stay tuned for our next giveaway.

GENTLEMEN: Fun Factory’s Cobra Libre ($149.99) could be yours.

The hood of this masturbator holds the penis shaft in place, allowing the vibrating ridge inside to massage your most sensitive areas. The soft silicone of the inner toy shaft hugs the penis tightly and the powerful, quiet dual motors deliver a variety of pulsing vibrations directly to the sensitive penis glans. Featuring 6.3″ in total length and intuitive control buttons, the Cobra Libre is fully rechargeable with innovative Click ‘N’ Share technology.

SHARE YOUR CAPTION FOR THIS PHOTO IN THE COMMENTS BELOW AND ENTER TO WIN YOUR VERY OWN COBRA LIBRE. The winner will be announced on Monday, March 18, 2013. Offer valid in the U.S. only.

Fun Factory

(This photo features Patchy Paul and Little Paul Fun Factory vibes also for sale at the Museum store.)

OhMiBod: The Club Vibe 2.OH is Here

Ladies (and gents), are you ready for this? The Club Vibe 2.OH is here. This revolutionary vibe can be worn for a night out on the town. Wireless and USB rechargeable, this remote controlled Club Vibe 2.OH is lightweight, slim and tucks into a custom black lace thong.

As with the original Club Vibe, the Club Vibe 2.OH vibrates and pulses to club music, concerts or your lover’s voice. The remote control has a range of 15-20 feet and allows you to switch from club (ambient) mode to manual, and cycle through five amazing patterns and intensities.  The control is small enough to be kept  in a clutch, in your hand or in someone else’s…the possibilities are endless!

Where would you take the Club Vibe 2.OH? What would you do with it? Tell us in the comments below (be creative!) and automatically enter to win your very own Club Vibe 2.OH!

The winner will be announced on Tuesday, Aug. 14, 2012. This giveaway is valid for U.S. residents only.

Learn more about the Club Vibe 2.OH here:

The Easter Bunny Is Cumming For You

Just in time for Easter, the orgasmic Rabbit is now only $63 (reg. $90) at the Museum store!

This 30% discount is available for a limited time only. Stop by to get your bunny vibe or order it online HERE – free shipping to boot! (Use promo code FREESHIP.)

The Rabbit is designed for simultaneous internal (vaginal) and external (clitoral) stimulation. The rabbit-shaped stimulator is held near the clitoris, while the body is taken into the vagina, offering deep, “all around” stimulation. The “ears” vibrate to 7 available functions and the pearls swirl at 6 available speeds inside the shaft to stimulate your vaginal walls.

The measurements are as follows: 12 inches in total length, 6.25 inches are insertable, and 5 inches in circumference when fully extended. Uses 4-AA batteries not included.

We’ll leave you with Charlotte meets Rabbit in Sex and the City.

Happy Easter!