Cobra Libre Contest and Giveaway

UPDATE: Congratulations, Anthony, on the winning caption: Patchy Paul and Little Paul starring in ‘Barney and Friends have a Picnic.’

Thank you everyone for participating. Please stay tuned for our next giveaway.

GENTLEMEN: Fun Factory’s Cobra Libre ($149.99) could be yours.

The hood of this masturbator holds the penis shaft in place, allowing the vibrating ridge inside to massage your most sensitive areas. The soft silicone of the inner toy shaft hugs the penis tightly and the powerful, quiet dual motors deliver a variety of pulsing vibrations directly to the sensitive penis glans. Featuring 6.3″ in total length and intuitive control buttons, the Cobra Libre is fully rechargeable with innovative Click ‘N’ Share technology.

SHARE YOUR CAPTION FOR THIS PHOTO IN THE COMMENTS BELOW AND ENTER TO WIN YOUR VERY OWN COBRA LIBRE. The winner will be announced on Monday, March 18, 2013. Offer valid in the U.S. only.

Fun Factory

(This photo features Patchy Paul and Little Paul Fun Factory vibes also for sale at the Museum store.)

Stronic Eins Contest & Giveaway

UPDATE: Congratulations, Olivia, on the winning caption:

“Even though she had been told that she couldn’t get pregnant from vibrators, Jane loves the newborns more than anything.”

Thank you everyone for participating. Please stay tuned for our next giveaway. And now…time for the great Stronic Eins race! Who will win?


Vibrators are so last season.

For the month of February, we’re teaming up with Fun Factory to turn the Museum store into a space dedicated to a revolutionary new sex toy.

Stronic Eins

Say hello to the Stronic Eins.

Using magnetic technology to create strong pulsing thrusts, the Stronic Eins is the first of its kind on the market. With ten different stimulation rhythms, the sensations are endlessly customizable, and its controls are simple to learn and use. According to a survey led by Fun Factory last November, 87% of women who have used a vibrator prefer a pulsator after trying one…

SHARE YOUR CAPTION FOR THIS PHOTO IN THE COMMENTS BELOW AND ENTER TO WIN YOUR VERY OWN STRONIC EINS. The winner will be announced on Wednesday, February 20, 2013. Offer valid in the U.S. only.

Photo credit: Fun Factory USA

Photo credit: Fun Factory USA







Share Your Best (Or Worst!) Vibrator Story To Win A Jimmy Jane!

The epic Jimmy Jane Form 2 is now available at the museum store and the good news is that we’re giving one of these babies away ($135.00 value)!

Pleasure in the palm of your hand

But we can’t just toss off this palm-ful o’ pleasure. We need to make sure you you want it…you need it!

If you want to win this sensationally stimulating vibratey goodness, leave a comment on this post with your most awesome, sexy, mortifying or badass vibrator story.

Two motors for twice the intensity

This compact, award-winning design offers more intense vibrations than any other product of its size. Each flexible ear is internally powered for dynamic stimulation. This very sophisticated vibrator can be completely submerged (waterproof!); you could leave it at the bottom of a pool for a week and come back to use it. It recharges in a nesting dock. It has dual motors (one in each “ear/leg”) that move independently of each other; 5 unique vibration patterns and 3 speeds for each. Although small in size, this little guy is powerful enough to massage your back and legs. Tip: The “ears/legs” can be squeezed together for added pinching-play. Form 2 is the first launch of a groundbreaking series of waterproof, rechargeable vibrators designed by friends and creative conspirators Yves Béhar and Ethan Imboden titled Pleasure to the People.

So please, ladies & gentlemen, leave your best (or worst!) vibrator story in the comments–and be sure to use your real e-mail address so that we can get in touch with you.

We’ll pick a winner by September 16, 2011.

Congrats to Janine, the winner of this giveaway, and a big thanks to all for sharing your stories with us!