COUGAR: The Purrr-fect Comedy Cocktail

Cougar The Musical is an original, four person show about three divine but disillusioned women who unleash their “inner cougar” by dating younger men (played by one very sexy actor) and in the process, find self-love and empowerment. The multi-talented cast sing and dance their way through songs ranging from grinding blues to doo wop, to pop to “Julio”, a romantic ballad sung to a vibrator. Hilarious, soulful and heartwarming, Cougarl is a madcap ride from bar to nail salon to boudoir and back as the women learn to say “yes” to getting older, “yes” to trust and friendship and “yes” to embracing their lives.

Get tickets for $39.50 (reg. $69.50) with MoSex discount code COSUSANK39. Buy them online HERE or call (212) 947-8844. You can also bring a printout of this offer to the St. Luke’s Theater Box Office, 308 W. 46th St (btw. 8th & 9th Avenues).The offer is subject to availability and expires on September 30, 2012

Performance times are Wednesday and Friday at 8pm; Saturday and Sunday at 2pm. (Catch the Wednesday performance for a post-show dance party and free Cougar-tini!)

See more songs from Cougar HERE.

 

Just Sex

Following its sold-out run at last summer’s Dream Up Festival, JUST SEX returns to Theater for the New City through April 15th:

Katherine and William are in lust — with other people. But they are also married — to each other. Unwilling to cheat, they open their marriage, test their limits, and confront hilarious reminders that extramarital escapades can lead to much more than just sex. What begins as an online exercise in physical release becomes a real-life challenge to the couple’s notions of normalcy, love, and fidelity.

Mosex fans can now get $17 tickets (reg. $25) to see the show! Click HERE to purchase tickets online and use discount code MOSEX.

What are the moral boundaries of cybersex? What’s the difference between pixels and flesh? Find out in this daring, honest new comedy. For more information, visit www.justsexplay.com.

 

The Easter Bunny Is Cumming For You

Just in time for Easter, the orgasmic Rabbit is now only $63 (reg. $90) at the Museum store!

This 30% discount is available for a limited time only. Stop by to get your bunny vibe or order it online HERE – free shipping to boot! (Use promo code FREESHIP.)

The Rabbit is designed for simultaneous internal (vaginal) and external (clitoral) stimulation. The rabbit-shaped stimulator is held near the clitoris, while the body is taken into the vagina, offering deep, “all around” stimulation. The “ears” vibrate to 7 available functions and the pearls swirl at 6 available speeds inside the shaft to stimulate your vaginal walls.

The measurements are as follows: 12 inches in total length, 6.25 inches are insertable, and 5 inches in circumference when fully extended. Uses 4-AA batteries not included.

We’ll leave you with Charlotte meets Rabbit in Sex and the City.

Happy Easter!

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