October 23, 2012
“No, Mister Bond. I expect you to STRIP.”
James Bond and burlesque? You don’t want to miss this.
Here’s the story of You Only Pinch Twice: The world is, as usual, in trouble… menaced this time by the Pernicious International Cartel of Horrible Baddies Out To Take Over el Mundo (P.I.N.C.H.B.O.T.T.O.M.), whose plan for global domination — to use the twirling of burlesque performers’ tassels to hypnotize the populace into submission — is not the most ludicrous in the history of the 007 franchise. But P.I.N.C.H.B.O.T.T.O.M. will soon discover that The Twirl is Not Enough. Because (an unlicensed parody of) James Bond is back… and this time, she has a “License to Pinch” in this undercover extravaganza.
Jo “Boobs” Weldon
Introducing a new 007, rising burlesque star Tansy, alongside Pinchbottom co-creator Jonny Porkpie, plus Tigger!, Broadway Brassy, Anita Cookie & Scott Rayow, Jo “Boobs” Weldon, The Maine Attraction, BB Heart, Gal Friday, Jenny C’est Quois, Mr. Gorgeous, Pinkie Special, Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey, Bond girls Bunny Buxom, Ivory Fox, and Little Motown; as per usual for Pinchbottom shows, a full dossier of burlesque superstars as a cadre of superspies, double agents, and villainous henchgals. Catch You Only Pinch Twice at The Kraine from Oct. 25 through Oct. 27, 2012. Get your tickets HERE.
TICKET GIVEAWAY: Who’s your favorite Bond girl? Tell us in the comments below and enter to win two tickets to see You Only Pinch Twice at 8:00pm this Saturday, Oct. 27, 2012, at The Kraine. Winners will be notified by noon on Friday (Oct. 26, 212).