Cobra Libre Contest and Giveaway

UPDATE: Congratulations, Anthony, on the winning caption: Patchy Paul and Little Paul starring in ‘Barney and Friends have a Picnic.’

Thank you everyone for participating. Please stay tuned for our next giveaway.

GENTLEMEN: Fun Factory’s Cobra Libre ($149.99) could be yours.

The hood of this masturbator holds the penis shaft in place, allowing the vibrating ridge inside to massage your most sensitive areas. The soft silicone of the inner toy shaft hugs the penis tightly and the powerful, quiet dual motors deliver a variety of pulsing vibrations directly to the sensitive penis glans. Featuring 6.3″ in total length and intuitive control buttons, the Cobra Libre is fully rechargeable with innovative Click ‘N’ Share technology.

SHARE YOUR CAPTION FOR THIS PHOTO IN THE COMMENTS BELOW AND ENTER TO WIN YOUR VERY OWN COBRA LIBRE. The winner will be announced on Monday, March 18, 2013. Offer valid in the U.S. only.

Fun Factory

(This photo features Patchy Paul and Little Paul Fun Factory vibes also for sale at the Museum store.)

Stronic Eins Contest & Giveaway

UPDATE: Congratulations, Olivia, on the winning caption:

“Even though she had been told that she couldn’t get pregnant from vibrators, Jane loves the newborns more than anything.”

Thank you everyone for participating. Please stay tuned for our next giveaway. And now…time for the great Stronic Eins race! Who will win?


Vibrators are so last season.

For the month of February, we’re teaming up with Fun Factory to turn the Museum store into a space dedicated to a revolutionary new sex toy.

Stronic Eins

Say hello to the Stronic Eins.

Using magnetic technology to create strong pulsing thrusts, the Stronic Eins is the first of its kind on the market. With ten different stimulation rhythms, the sensations are endlessly customizable, and its controls are simple to learn and use. According to a survey led by Fun Factory last November, 87% of women who have used a vibrator prefer a pulsator after trying one…

SHARE YOUR CAPTION FOR THIS PHOTO IN THE COMMENTS BELOW AND ENTER TO WIN YOUR VERY OWN STRONIC EINS. The winner will be announced on Wednesday, February 20, 2013. Offer valid in the U.S. only.

Photo credit: Fun Factory USA

Photo credit: Fun Factory USA







You Only Pinch Twice

“No, Mister Bond. I expect you to STRIP.”

James Bond and burlesque? You don’t want to miss this.

Here’s the story of You Only Pinch Twice: The world is, as usual, in trouble… menaced this time by the Pernicious International Cartel of Horrible Baddies Out To Take Over el Mundo (P.I.N.C.H.B.O.T.T.O.M.), whose plan for global domination — to use the twirling of burlesque performers’ tassels to hypnotize the populace into submission — is not the most ludicrous in the history of the 007 franchise. But P.I.N.C.H.B.O.T.T.O.M. will soon discover that The Twirl is Not Enough. Because (an unlicensed parody of) James Bond is back… and this time, she has a “License to Pinch” in this undercover extravaganza.

Jo “Boobs” Weldon

Introducing a new 007, rising burlesque star Tansy, alongside Pinchbottom co-creator Jonny Porkpie, plus Tigger!, Broadway Brassy, Anita Cookie & Scott Rayow, Jo “Boobs” Weldon, The Maine Attraction, BB Heart, Gal Friday, Jenny C’est Quois, Mr. Gorgeous, Pinkie Special, Trixie Little & The Evil Hate Monkey, Bond girls Bunny Buxom, Ivory Fox, and Little Motown; as per usual for Pinchbottom shows, a full dossier of burlesque superstars as a cadre of superspies, double agents, and villainous henchgals. Catch You Only Pinch Twice at The Kraine  from Oct. 25 through Oct. 27, 2012. Get your tickets HERE.

TICKET GIVEAWAY: Who’s your favorite Bond girl? Tell us in the comments below and enter to win two tickets to see You Only Pinch Twice at 8:00pm this Saturday, Oct. 27, 2012, at The Kraine. Winners will be notified by noon on Friday (Oct. 26, 212).

OhMiBod: The Club Vibe 2.OH is Here

Ladies (and gents), are you ready for this? The Club Vibe 2.OH is here. This revolutionary vibe can be worn for a night out on the town. Wireless and USB rechargeable, this remote controlled Club Vibe 2.OH is lightweight, slim and tucks into a custom black lace thong.

As with the original Club Vibe, the Club Vibe 2.OH vibrates and pulses to club music, concerts or your lover’s voice. The remote control has a range of 15-20 feet and allows you to switch from club (ambient) mode to manual, and cycle through five amazing patterns and intensities.  The control is small enough to be kept  in a clutch, in your hand or in someone else’s…the possibilities are endless!

Where would you take the Club Vibe 2.OH? What would you do with it? Tell us in the comments below (be creative!) and automatically enter to win your very own Club Vibe 2.OH!

The winner will be announced on Tuesday, Aug. 14, 2012. This giveaway is valid for U.S. residents only.

Learn more about the Club Vibe 2.OH here:

Get A Room!

Now when someone says that to you, you can. And you should., a libertine lodging service that lets you book upscale hotel rooms by the hour, has now launched stateside. Skip the no-tell motels and choose among more than 200 hotels in the world: to work, rest, rendez-vous

Take your pick from a wide selection of boutique hotels, which can be booked in time slots from 3 to 7 hours depending on availability. The reservation process is highly discreet; room rates are 30 to 70% cheaper than a full night’s stay. Dayuse even has an iPhone app to make it that much easier.

To celebrate the NYC launch, we’re giving away a day stay: Simply share your sexiest hotel/motel story in the comments below or on our Facebook page to enter to win a stay at the MAve Hotel NYC! Winners will be announced May 30th and your stay must be redeemed by June 30th.

The Mave NYC



Share Your Best (Or Worst!) Vibrator Story To Win A Jimmy Jane!

The epic Jimmy Jane Form 2 is now available at the museum store and the good news is that we’re giving one of these babies away ($135.00 value)!

Pleasure in the palm of your hand

But we can’t just toss off this palm-ful o’ pleasure. We need to make sure you you want it…you need it!

If you want to win this sensationally stimulating vibratey goodness, leave a comment on this post with your most awesome, sexy, mortifying or badass vibrator story.

Two motors for twice the intensity

This compact, award-winning design offers more intense vibrations than any other product of its size. Each flexible ear is internally powered for dynamic stimulation. This very sophisticated vibrator can be completely submerged (waterproof!); you could leave it at the bottom of a pool for a week and come back to use it. It recharges in a nesting dock. It has dual motors (one in each “ear/leg”) that move independently of each other; 5 unique vibration patterns and 3 speeds for each. Although small in size, this little guy is powerful enough to massage your back and legs. Tip: The “ears/legs” can be squeezed together for added pinching-play. Form 2 is the first launch of a groundbreaking series of waterproof, rechargeable vibrators designed by friends and creative conspirators Yves Béhar and Ethan Imboden titled Pleasure to the People.

So please, ladies & gentlemen, leave your best (or worst!) vibrator story in the comments–and be sure to use your real e-mail address so that we can get in touch with you.

We’ll pick a winner by September 16, 2011.

Congrats to Janine, the winner of this giveaway, and a big thanks to all for sharing your stories with us!