Stronic Eins Contest & Giveaway

Stronic Eins Contest & Giveaway

UPDATE: Congratulations, Olivia, on the winning caption:

“Even though she had been told that she couldn’t get pregnant from vibrators, Jane loves the newborns more than anything.”

Thank you everyone for participating. Please stay tuned for our next giveaway. And now…time for the great Stronic Eins race! Who will win?

 

Vibrators are so last season.

For the month of February, we’re teaming up with Fun Factory to turn the Museum store into a space dedicated to a revolutionary new sex toy.

Stronic Eins

Say hello to the Stronic Eins.

Using magnetic technology to create strong pulsing thrusts, the Stronic Eins is the first of its kind on the market. With ten different stimulation rhythms, the sensations are endlessly customizable, and its controls are simple to learn and use. According to a survey led by Fun Factory last November, 87% of women who have used a vibrator prefer a pulsator after trying one…

SHARE YOUR CAPTION FOR THIS PHOTO IN THE COMMENTS BELOW AND ENTER TO WIN YOUR VERY OWN STRONIC EINS. The winner will be announced on Wednesday, February 20, 2013. Offer valid in the U.S. only.

Photo credit: Fun Factory USA

Photo credit: Fun Factory USA

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  • Le D.

    February 13, 2013 at 6:36 pm Reply

    FINALLY!
    Something stronger than Chuck Norris!

  • Le D.

    February 13, 2013 at 6:52 pm Reply

    The new Stronic!

    Guaranteed to outlast the Nokia!

  • Le D.

    February 13, 2013 at 7:00 pm Reply

    That’s one sexy Stronic Eins…

    …one giant thrust for play time.

  • Emilie Rosan

    February 13, 2013 at 9:39 pm Reply

    Last time you saw her face light up this way was for a pair of Louboutin !

  • sandy

    February 14, 2013 at 3:24 am Reply

    Oh My God No longer need my boyfriend.

  • Phil Peluso

    February 14, 2013 at 11:00 am Reply

    Oh my! Just what I always wantesd! It is sooo big!

  • Chris Blumenfeld

    February 14, 2013 at 11:07 am Reply

    Shhhh, my darling… you had me at thrust!

  • Fran Mack

    February 14, 2013 at 11:22 am Reply

    Good, Good, Good…Good Vibrations
    I’m giving me excitation !!!!

  • Jasmine

    February 14, 2013 at 12:00 pm Reply

    My favorite flavors!!!!

  • Maria burrows

    February 14, 2013 at 12:43 pm Reply

    Now if I could only find something to shut her mouth !!!!

  • Kimberle Andrews

    February 14, 2013 at 2:24 pm Reply

    Oh wow, I’m sooo drawn to you! Must be your natural magnetism!

  • Lindsay

    February 14, 2013 at 5:35 pm Reply

    Bravo! Finally something that will actually please her so I can stop trying so hard.

  • Kathryn

    February 14, 2013 at 5:37 pm Reply

    “Toto, I don’t think we’re at the International Boat Show anymore…”

  • Nana

    February 14, 2013 at 9:32 pm Reply

    Thank god! This is so much better than the engagement ring you were going to buy me!

  • Christina

    February 14, 2013 at 10:39 pm Reply

    The picture above is a lost and previously unseen picture from Oprah’s “Favorite Things” episode.

  • E.D.

    February 15, 2013 at 2:41 am Reply

    All my other vibrators will be

    SO JEALOUS.

  • Krissy

    February 15, 2013 at 7:16 am Reply

    Man: “Oh No! I have been replaced.”
    Woman: “Finally, something that will let me finish first.”

  • E. D.

    February 15, 2013 at 7:42 pm Reply

    Single’s Awareness Day?
    NO PROBLEM.

  • E.D.

    February 16, 2013 at 1:07 am Reply

    The hottest party game around!
    Stronic Eins Tabletop Racing!

  • W.F.

    February 16, 2013 at 9:18 pm Reply

    Begin production at once! Soon we shall achieve complete, global masturbation!

  • Olivia

    February 16, 2013 at 9:20 pm Reply

    Kara cheers as her vibrator wins the race this past weekend at the convention center.

  • Olivia

    February 16, 2013 at 9:22 pm Reply

    The family rejoices as the Eins twins speak their first vibrations!

  • InsatiablyTaken

    February 16, 2013 at 9:23 pm Reply

    If it can move across the table on it’s own, then you should not bring it to work with you.

  • Olivia

    February 16, 2013 at 9:27 pm Reply

    That’s the one thing that trumps religion… capitalism.

  • Olivia

    February 16, 2013 at 9:29 pm Reply

    Oh, happy day! Oh, I thought I was gonna have to spend my dowry on booze and pills to numb the loneliness.

  • Olivia

    February 16, 2013 at 9:34 pm Reply

    Now there’s where I put my bananas!

  • InsatiablyTaken

    February 16, 2013 at 9:35 pm Reply

    While the woman seems excited, the guy in the corner looks like his team just won the superbowl of sex.

  • Olivia

    February 16, 2013 at 9:37 pm Reply

    Where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

  • Olivia

    February 16, 2013 at 9:42 pm Reply

    And on her 21st birthday, she received the best gift anyone could have asked for.

  • Olivia

    February 16, 2013 at 9:45 pm Reply

    Even though she had been told that she couldn’t get pregnant from vibrators, Jane loves the newborns more than anything.

    • mosex

      February 20, 2013 at 6:16 pm Reply

      Congratulations, Olivia! You are the proud new owner of a Stronic Eins. We’ve notified you via email. Thank you everyone for your participation!

  • Olivia

    February 16, 2013 at 9:47 pm Reply

    And on the 7th day, God created the Stronic Eins.

  • Olivia

    February 16, 2013 at 9:50 pm Reply

    What the actual fuck is the guy in the corner so excited about?

  • InsatiablyTaken

    February 16, 2013 at 9:51 pm Reply

    As the twins are revealed the guy in the corner is thrilled because he, clearly, is not the father.

  • Olivia

    February 16, 2013 at 9:52 pm Reply

    After Fred, slightly concealed by the camera angle, hears that these are perfect for locating the prostate, he can no longer contain his joy.

  • InsatiablyTaken

    February 16, 2013 at 9:56 pm Reply

    I know what her birthday present this year is going to be.

  • Olivia

    February 16, 2013 at 10:01 pm Reply

    I am getting laid tonight.

  • Olivia

    February 16, 2013 at 10:16 pm Reply

    And as they revealed the spoils of the trip to Mars, the sponsors were overjoyed.

  • Michelle

    February 16, 2013 at 10:25 pm Reply

    This is the best day of my entire life!

  • Jessica

    February 17, 2013 at 2:52 am Reply

    Stronic Eins. How both sexes rejoice.

  • E.D.

    February 19, 2013 at 1:58 pm Reply

    Don’t let this one get away!

    Literally.

  • Laura Miller

    February 19, 2013 at 1:59 pm Reply

    Fabulous! Now there is no excuse for acting like bitch of the year!

  • E.D.

    February 19, 2013 at 2:02 pm Reply

    Fantastic! I’ll have both of these in my next Harlem Shake video!

  • GV

    February 19, 2013 at 2:28 pm Reply

    Just push it.

  • Melissa Lutz

    February 19, 2013 at 2:43 pm Reply

    Once you go Black you never go back! 😉

  • Andria

    February 19, 2013 at 3:51 pm Reply

    “The hills are aaallliivvveee, with the sounds of Stronic!”

  • Sarah Bricker

    February 19, 2013 at 3:57 pm Reply

    Something strong, dark, and pleasurable that’s not chocolate, coffee or a man…. built like a timex. 😀

  • Christina Baxter-Perry

    February 19, 2013 at 3:57 pm Reply

    A girl appreciates the little things… Like “AA” batteries and me time.

  • Robert Terry

    February 19, 2013 at 3:57 pm Reply

    Whoa! I wonder who gets to use it first!!!!!

  • John Beckham

    February 19, 2013 at 3:57 pm Reply

    That’s Lance, that’s A’lot. The twins.

  • Heather M

    February 19, 2013 at 4:00 pm Reply

    looks like someone already it a tip LOL

    • Heather M

      February 19, 2013 at 4:01 pm Reply

      LEFT it a tip*
      (colds and typing don’t mix I guess)

  • Chris

    February 19, 2013 at 4:01 pm Reply

    Shiverrrr me timbers, Oh MYYYY!

  • jessica rigney

    February 19, 2013 at 4:02 pm Reply

    FINALLY! the perfect gift for grandmas birthday!

  • Sam

    February 19, 2013 at 4:04 pm Reply

    No Sleep She’s Gonna Rock Tonight 😉

  • Mauricia O'Kieffe

    February 19, 2013 at 4:04 pm Reply

    Pulsing thrusts and stimulating rhythms, now I don’t have to pay for those Salsa classes!

  • JOHN COFFEY

    February 19, 2013 at 4:04 pm Reply

    When your man is running out of steam………….Stronic Eins….

  • Courtney Leigh

    February 19, 2013 at 4:05 pm Reply

    Ahhh thrust it, thrust it reaaal good.

  • deborah

    February 19, 2013 at 4:06 pm Reply

    with that i”l make my own masala 😛

  • Matt

    February 19, 2013 at 4:10 pm Reply

    OH MY GOD I think I can feel the pulsations from HERE!

    You thank THAT’S impressive? I came just LOOKING at it!

  • Heidi Johnson

    February 19, 2013 at 4:11 pm Reply

    omg…it sings and vibrates

  • Leah

    February 19, 2013 at 4:15 pm Reply

    And we ain’t talkin’ about mental…

  • Greg Tsiatis

    February 19, 2013 at 4:18 pm Reply

    “We have a weiner!!!!!”

  • Sasha

    February 19, 2013 at 4:27 pm Reply

    It matches my favorite shoes!!

  • Heidi Johnson

    February 19, 2013 at 4:29 pm Reply

    ….wow….i always wanted a singing backmassager

  • Maria Gogan

    February 19, 2013 at 4:29 pm Reply

    Is she going to let us watch her try it out??

  • Ashlee T

    February 19, 2013 at 4:33 pm Reply

    “Pulsing you to a whole new level of excitement! Whether alone, or with someone else.. let the vibes start pulsing! “

  • Rosie P.

    February 19, 2013 at 4:41 pm Reply

    Gal: They’re pretty, fun and calorie-free! Best Valentine’s Day gift ever!
    Guy: Whew! Thank god!

  • John

    February 19, 2013 at 4:41 pm Reply

    Use magnets to attract something you really want.

  • Jennifer johnson

    February 19, 2013 at 4:44 pm Reply

    Just as good as electric! Actually I’m better!

  • Jennifer johnson

    February 19, 2013 at 4:44 pm Reply

    Pretty and functional, but hipper and trendier

  • Brian

    February 19, 2013 at 5:01 pm Reply

    Finally !!!
    The new Light Saber for a New Jedi.

  • Matt (macho99)

    February 19, 2013 at 5:21 pm Reply

    Guy in glasses: WHOA! Take that carpal tunnel syndrome!

  • sharon hutchinson

    February 19, 2013 at 5:23 pm Reply

    Erika Twatwaffle, the company’s annoyingly vocal Expert on Efficiency and Waste Avoidance, was thrilled that she’d won BOTH Stronic Eins pulsators in the office pool, especially when told that they HADNT already been tried out by 87% of the female staff; but despite her obvious excitement about ten different stimulating rhythms – TIMES TWO – she stunned all those who congratulated her by declining the prize, citing her position within the company, adding “because once you have black you never go back.”

  • p pemberton

    February 19, 2013 at 5:25 pm Reply

    “I think therefore I am” a pleaser achiever.

  • Matt (macho99)

    February 19, 2013 at 5:25 pm Reply

    *In a baseball announcer voice* AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!

  • Superdaimos

    February 19, 2013 at 5:26 pm Reply

    Oh my, thats the best harlem shake evah!

  • Li D

    February 19, 2013 at 5:47 pm Reply

    It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s STRONIC EINS!

  • Debby Schwartz

    February 19, 2013 at 6:25 pm Reply

    OMG.. that’s the prettiest vibrator ever… Can I keep, Please!!!!

  • Lindsay C

    February 19, 2013 at 6:27 pm Reply

    “After receiving matching His n’ Hers Stronic Eins vibrators in their gift bags from the launch party, Peter and Sonja mumbled something about having to work early, and rushed back to their hotel room to see if they couldn’t make the queen-sized bed vibrate without wasting another 25 cents.”

  • Michelle

    February 19, 2013 at 6:32 pm Reply

    Better than any wand you can find in Diagon Alley, but that doesn’t mean it’s not magic 😉

  • sylviawesley

    February 19, 2013 at 6:35 pm Reply

    Way better than sitting on the washing machine during the spin cycle!

  • Dragon

    February 19, 2013 at 6:38 pm Reply

    That’ll make her squrt for sure!!!!

  • Rachel V.

    February 19, 2013 at 6:39 pm Reply

    ….And the little toy broke free of his egg, he wiggled around getting his balance and testing out his buzz with short quick vibrates, he opened his tiny eyes and looked up to see what would be known from this way forth, as ‘Mother’.

  • Jennifer Bryant

    February 19, 2013 at 6:44 pm Reply

    Whoa…never gonna give you up, just don’t let me down.

  • BN

    February 19, 2013 at 7:02 pm Reply

    Oh, honey! You got me TWO??

  • Jessica

    February 19, 2013 at 7:25 pm Reply

    Bottoms Up!…literally.

  • Charles

    February 19, 2013 at 7:50 pm Reply

    It’s the same thing we do every night, Pinky… Now.

  • Del S.

    February 19, 2013 at 9:30 pm Reply

    OH JOY!!!! Stimulus Packages for BOTH of us!!!

  • dv8

    February 19, 2013 at 9:57 pm Reply

    Spectators cheer as the two Stronics race to get inside her.

  • Geo

    February 20, 2013 at 1:21 am Reply

    Screw turtle races… I bet you my new pulsating toy will outrun yours!

  • jon

    February 20, 2013 at 6:17 am Reply

    wow i thought i was coming over to taste someones amatuer attempt at cooking and i’m suprised and intriugued by these.

  • inkyspot

    February 20, 2013 at 10:28 am Reply

    Uh , Honey, That’s not the remote.

  • Li. D.

    February 20, 2013 at 12:33 pm Reply

    These are way more impressive than those little tiny cocks over there!

  • Li. D.

    February 20, 2013 at 12:36 pm Reply

    Diamonds are Forever?
    The Stronic Eins can beat that.

  • Li. D.

    February 20, 2013 at 12:37 pm Reply

    SHE SAID YES!

    (Again and again and again.)

  • Li. D.

    February 20, 2013 at 12:48 pm Reply

    Shortly after this photo was taken, the Museum of Sex has reported two missing Stronic Eins units.
    Suspects are a male with glasses and a brunette-haired woman as shown here.
    The Museum of Sex does not expect to ever see the pulsators ever again.

  • E.D.

    February 20, 2013 at 2:37 pm Reply

    Fun Factory found themselves at the wrong convention when people thought this was a new and innovative pestle.

  • E.D.

    February 20, 2013 at 2:52 pm Reply

    A better love story than Twilight.

  • Ron

    February 22, 2013 at 2:18 pm Reply

    And the race is on…Go! Go! Go!

  • […] The Shop at Museum of Sex In NYC was the first to host a Stronic Race in February 2013 during a launch party for this Fun Factory product. A staff member at MoSEX says the “Stronic is my new long, strong, German boyfriend.” Fun Factory will be at the Museum again in June during Pride week for the launch of Stronic Zwei (Stronic 2). […]

  • […] The Shop at Museum of Sex In NYC was the first to host a Stronic Race in February 2013 during a launch party for this Fun Factory product. A staff member at MoSEX says the “Stronic is my new long, strong, German boyfriend.” Fun Factory will be at the Museum again in June during Pride week for the launch of Stronic Zwei (Stronic 2). […]

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